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KARMA - Buddhists aren't the only people that believe in it




MOST DANGEROUS THINGS -


TAGS: army danger
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 30, 2014, 5:21 pm
fall of 69
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2014, 2:46 am
Nice. What year was this, or are you at liberty to say?
Airman - April 29, 2014, 7:59 pm
I enlisted in the AF. I was about to be drafted and the AF seemed a better route at the time
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 29, 2014, 5:14 pm
Which did you serve as Airman?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:58 pm
All or those are second to an officer of any rank saying "Fix bayonets".
fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:37 pm
Do the rank translations, and this list works for the Navy, as well.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:29 pm
I've had to listen to all of them at one time or another. 5commisions
MilDoc - May 20, 2011, 7:10 pm
Perfect, Airman!


FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffy pop
Rating: 4.93/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 3:37 pm
my wife just asked me to change to fire alarms out so i sent here this link lol
maoworks2 - November 9, 2011, 1:40 pm
that's a good one


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always assuming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector
Rating: 4.42/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 2:24 pm
I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:14 pm
awsome :)
motinet - August 26, 2010, 2:04 pm

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!


WHAT I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: army skippy
Rating: 4.57/5

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falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:54 pm
Send this over to MilitaryLulz if you haven't already.
dbeatham - June 4, 2011, 10:57 pm
HA
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:44 am
seeing as how you have never made a poster, I can see how the tags might be confusing to you. But don't sell yourself short Deet. You're a tremendous douche!
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:42 am
ah, Deetex. you missed the cunning use of TAGS. They are the top each poster, and it is a good place to give credit if you are quoting someone or song lyrics. Skippy has been out there over 5 years. If you type ARMY and SKIPPY into google, you will see it
deetex - June 3, 2011, 7:22 am
What's this, no credit to the original author, Specialist Swartz? alot of these are very similar to the 213 things Skippy's no longer allowed to do in the US army. Sorry for being a Douche, but he deserves some cred!
PixieRose - June 3, 2011, 3:21 am
amazing ^^ props ^^
MrFails - June 2, 2011, 9:59 pm
LOLZ. NOW DROP AND LETS SEE SOME BLOOD!! GIMME 387!!
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:37 pm

beautiful
MPsniper - June 2, 2011, 6:39 pm
5 "drop & give me 20's"


PARANOIA -


TAGS: october challange bruce campbell evil dead army of darkness paranoia paranoid crazy
Rating: 3.93/5

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opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.


LAZY -


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol


GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.


TAGS: gun control neighbor arms
Rating: 4.51/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm
All It's For Is Info Grab.


ARMED AND READY TO DEFEND HER CAR -


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

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shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm
if this is true thats great and awesome


SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




COMBAT MEDIC - "Before God, Before their Mother, they call on Him" -United States Army Combat Medic-


TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.29/5

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440wakeup - May 28, 2011, 9:45 pm
THAT GUY says "Whats the use of wearing "CAMO-FLAGE" if you're going to wear a reflective pt-belt? Did it match your eyes or something?"
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 10:10 am
Yep, and Combat Medics and Corpsman are always treated like demigods by the units they treat.
me4891 - December 10, 2009, 9:54 am
Agree. Fortunately never had to call one, but saw my guy run head first into the shit without a second thought.


Penguin Army -


TAGS: army lol wtf bear cavalry
Rating: 2.87/5

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Guest. - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
I thought they were on opposite poles of the earth.
Tartie - June 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
This is made of win.
Nichole - May 20, 2008, 1:39 am
roflmao. Genius.


OCCUPY - Global Warming Protesters


TAGS: occupy global warmin protesters
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:00 pm
Calvin did...can't you tell?
Budog - December 6, 2011, 9:48 pm
Some people say that global warming is just a snow job...
BOSSthefurry - December 6, 2011, 2:37 pm
Wow I would have lost my mind just doing ONE of them. 5 lions
Derek - December 5, 2011, 9:05 pm
Charlie Brown (you'd have to have seen the early stuff)
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:42 pm

HUGE lolz!!!
mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:41 pm
I wonder who had the patience to do this...


DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.




INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Cerberus

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


BACKSTABBERS -


TAGS: karma matadors bull horns
Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - May 15, 2012, 5:18 pm
By sodomizing him?
moerdijk - March 17, 2011, 1:59 pm
teapotting?
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:36 pm
ouch 5L
jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:49 pm
He is just helping that poor guy over the fence, really
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 4:50 pm
very nice


MEASURES - A knight in shining armor is a knight who has never had his metal tested For your armor after battle tells the story of who you truly are


TAGS: armor knight truth
Rating: 4.62/5

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powla412 - November 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
I want to buy this poster. How do I do that?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you mean :"mettle"?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you means :"mettle"?
fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:47 am
No comment required - 5L's well won, sir knight.


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




My Father Told Me Once -


TAGS: honor duty kia military army
Rating: 4.67/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:13 am
The two greatest blessings a man can get is someone worth living for and a cause worth dying for.


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.77/5

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KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles Dickens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm
Great 5L


CAR ALARMS -




SEALS & RANGERS -


TAGS: navy army
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

trainwreck - May 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
I showed this to my dad. said to tell you "Hooah"
Airman - May 9, 2011, 2:13 pm
no no no
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:40 pm
Airman was a ranger I guess...


THE US MARINES - Making enemies of our nation push daises so the army has something nice to lay in since 1775


TAGS: army marine marines usa
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:38 pm
The US Army, smart enough to know how to fight well enough not to slaughtered like retards.
MashiMashi - February 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I served with this gay I mean guy
Bdelurey - February 1, 2012, 12:59 am
thanks dogg pretty sure i got the difference down pat by now
Soundchaos - January 31, 2012, 10:35 pm
You may want to read the fine print again, Wraith. I think you missed the joke. :)
Wraith11B - January 31, 2012, 10:06 pm
Too flipping bad that's a US Army Soldier, and not a US Marine.


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.


TAGS: politics truth right to bare arms
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by WTFO

itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:11 pm
uncle sam dousnt want you
itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:10 pm
its t bad this world has idiots like fred - #150050 it will start with guns and eventually we will be caged like dogs and the government will control all aspects of our lives until then enjoy life
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:45 am
some things are more dangerous than others, retard.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Ah the tunnel thing was unintended. Just another guns poster with that line would have been great.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:16 pm
I just one, but I substituded "someone" with "a bitch" for the sake of comedic affect...Shit! I forgot to put tags on again!
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm fairly sure that's what Random meant.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:08 pm
A tunnel? I don't believe in those. I guess I could make an original out of it...okay.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:01 pm
The comment that is.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:00 pm
Make a poster out of that. Now.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 2:57 pm
Guns don't make you a killer, but they can sure speed up the process. It takes hours to choke someone.
reason - September 19, 2009, 2:17 pm
Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punk?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Donkey shine.
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:59 pm
well said!
mauser98k - August 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
5 lions
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 11:43 am
agdaniel = bricktop w/o pigs?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:50 pm
I hear hogs do a great job at cleaning up messes like say a nosy Animal Control employee.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:48 pm
Your bats may "fix" a problem... but when you want that "problem" to "go away" you're gonna need mealworms... "trained" ones who won't "talk".
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm
As what? Food for your army of darkness, or AS your army of darkness. Cuz if it's the latter, then I think I see your problem right there .... And I may start demanding from you your lunch money.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:21 pm
I've had markedly less success with my mealworms.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:13 pm
True enough, I guess, but just the other day an Animal Control dude wanted to know why I seemed to be training all these bats in my garden shed. Asking me stuff like "what are you training them for?" Well let's just say that THAT problem fixed itself.
RONSART - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm
Being a “GUNS” owner...love gun posters.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:49 pm
I'm all for firearm rights, but only if the death penalty was mandatory for gun deaths across the board... unless in self defense. Eye for an eye is BS, but if you can kill someone, you don't belong here... and we should end that gene pool immediately.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Many people get the point. The problem is they keep giving the cameras and microphones to the idiots who don't get it.
TJ - June 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
FINALLY someone gets the fuckin' point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thank you, moo+
mooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Nice one 5 lions


OH SHIT... - Who the hell divided by zero?


TAGS: armageddon divide zero warp hole
Rating: 2.93/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:32 am
see?
Timpora - September 9, 2009, 3:38 am
Oh snap that Lake Berryessa


KARMA - There will be days where your the pigeon and days where your the statue. When you feel like the statue, remember the day you were the pigeon. It probably has something to do with it.




EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean dicklicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bullshit like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that shit fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If shitheads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly asshole like you. Have a nice fucking day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this motherfucker (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two shits if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a dickhead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


KITCHENVILLE -


TAGS: kitchenville farmville sexist sexism
Rating: 3.16/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
"your"
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?


WAR - it's hell




TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!




THESE GUYS FIGHT FOR FREEDOM - and you complain about your Ipod not working.


TAGS: army
Rating: 3.42/5

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simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 3:58 pm
and I am pretty sure that we have special forces in Syria, they always pave the way for our military.
simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 3:58 pm
If it was about oil we would be paying like 75 cents a gallon of gas and it would be 3 dollars for 5 quarts of engine oil.. we fight for NATO and the UN cause no one else but us and our allies will.
jedimonk - June 11, 2012, 4:10 pm
If it's about freedom, why arn't we in Syria? Face it, the military is under control of politicians; Politicians are under control of financial backers; Financial backers are driven by consumers. You fight for me to have a broken iPod. Nice work!
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:35 am
sorry man but we aren't fighting for oil... i just got back and i can tell you that it is about freedom... combat is something that will change you forever, don't bash us on what we do before you try being a man and fighting too...
Seeker22 - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm
And I always thought these guys were fighting for oil...stupid me, I don´t even own an Ipod.
maoworks2 - June 8, 2012, 11:18 am
Ya Our Day To Day Life Is Really Sad, Try Combat !
makingplans4nigel - June 6, 2012, 4:47 pm
well complaining seems a bit harsh...but i agree with you


DEAR ICEBERGS -


TAGS: iceberg titanic global warming cj
Rating: 4.77/5

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culos - March 7, 2011, 4:17 pm
Amsome Air, but where's the fly-boy connection???? 5 cubes anyhow!


CONFUCIUS SAYS - He who creates own drama, deserves one's own karma ...


TAGS: confucius says drama desrves karma
Rating: 4.76/5

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holymoly - March 16, 2012, 6:20 pm
@budog.. I was trying to place that face... Mr. Magoo 4 sure.. nailed it
Budog - March 16, 2012, 2:28 pm
He kind of reminds of the old Mr. Magoo Cartoon. Confucius Magoo?
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:06 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 16, 2012, 8:38 am
damn... dude, this explains it all...


Untying The Knots -


TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm
indeed 5L


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people assume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775




WELCOME -


TAGS: karma sin
Rating: 4.64/5

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SteveFurlong - August 20, 2012, 9:38 pm
They don't need to set out the Lust plate if you eat out.
steve1961 - August 20, 2012, 11:49 am
These days I like to savor a nice dish of wrath with a bit of chopped penguin on the side.
Sho - August 20, 2012, 9:08 am
I'm on a strict Sloth diet
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 9:02 am
M-M-M-M-M, a heaping plate of lust, my good man. Smothered in a puree of ‘admiration’……and for deserve, I’ll have the gluttony with a side of greed…..but, you’ll have to bring larger plates….much much larger plates….and hurry.
Rick69 - August 20, 2012, 4:58 am
After about 2 minutes of solid deliberation, I have come to the realisation I have done ALL of these sins... ... ... I regret nothing...


CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


ITS DEAD NOW.... -


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
Fire, for those occasions when double tap fails..


DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.




MORNING - The 'Me' Who Wakes Up In The Morning Has Zero Respect For The 'Me' Who Set The Alarm Last Night


TAGS: morning alarm wakes me
Rating: 4.83/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:39 pm
I am Jack's wasted morning.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:23 am
That could work as well, but some mornings I feel like doing more to the other 'me' than just looking at him and freaking the hell out of him
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:19 pm
I would have thought more like green goblin/Norman osbourne in Spiderman. Staring through a mirror with a demented look on his face.
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
Thanks :) and although the person reading this goes "hell ye5" I had to go "Hell NO" to get it lol, still, thanks :)
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:12 pm
Awe5ome. this is one of those ones that makes you go "hell ye5"
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:38 pm
Definitely! lol Fight Club
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:36 pm
who could then split in two and autokill himself xD
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:29 pm
oh, then it's shotgun matters... for sure
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:27 pm
and especially when your me who set the alarm went to bed a odd hours...
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:34 pm
Thanks... and I feel the same in the mornings lol
mariand - August 7, 2011, 2:32 pm
hahaha... very funny...I have no time to hate myself so early 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:14 pm
I think I already did that a few times
fatelvis - August 7, 2011, 2:12 pm
2:30 am alarm, there are days I want to shoot that other me!
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 11:53 am
:D Thanks
Cloudchaser - August 7, 2011, 11:50 am
Voting 5L for the 9th vote because this is so fricken' true!


BANNED SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Ism

TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….


TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ratman

tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
Oh don't start that shit, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


HOOAH DEFINED -


TAGS: hooah army rocket rpg
Rating: 4.64/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 21, 2011, 12:24 am
Thank you both!!!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:09 am
HOOAHx5! Nice job!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:06 am
5th 5...great work, Chief.
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:42 pm
thank you whoever gave the 5 Ls.


1915 -




SNOOZE ALARM SILENCER - PATENT PENDING


TAGS: alarm clock
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 1:08 am
Ouch! See, I always just put my clock radio on the other side of the room. I have to get out of bed to turn it off, and by that time... well, I'm out of bed.
pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 1:38 pm
Can't remember the last time I woke up and got four pricks in my hand. Oh wait, I've said way too much. Oh well... I can delete this comment afterwards if I want to. Right?


3 TIMES - a charm




DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


"MARINES" - Semper PIE


TAGS: army marines airborne infantry
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by aus012

jacky138 - August 25, 2017, 10:51 pm
YOU SLIMY SCUMBAG WARLUS LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT PRIVATE PYLE! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO MY BELOVED CORPS!
eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


SKY DIVING RULES TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: parachute skydive army
Rating: 4.9/5

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RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
oops,, sorry bout the misspell of MPsniper. Apologies.
RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
MPdsniper... thanks for the memories. Have not heard/seen it in many years.
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:03 am
Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo, Meee
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:33 pm
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.
MPsniper - July 29, 2011, 3:24 pm
port chalk, stand UP... starboard chalk, stand UP... hook UP... check equipment & sound off... stand in the DOOR.... 30 seconds.........
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:23 pm
lol... 5 prayers for you


FATHER I AM -


TAGS: protector war child innocence harm
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
5er RL and ditto what rerun and Hammy said.
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:51 pm
5ls, Excellent Re-use, And You Took A Touchy Pic,and made a poster that we can all relate to, excellent work.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:35 pm
5 RL
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:05 pm

This image is never easy to see, however it does make me appreciate the society I live in.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:58 pm

no wakeup, the father was caught in crossfire between rival forces and tried in vain to use his body as a meatshield for his son.
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 4:47 pm
I share your sentiments in the caption RL. And it's hard to look at that photo knowing the story behind it. I'll try and vote later.
440wakeup - October 1, 2010, 4:41 pm
Didn't the ISREALI's purposely target and shoot the kid right out from under the FATHER, 4 a HAH!! I guess they figured the kid would grow up 2 join Hezzbolah and become a Suicide Bomber.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:30 pm

i guess i owe a credit to hammy. i saw this on CNN years back, one of the most disturbing images i've ever seen. hammy did a poster of this some months back.


TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military


TAGS: congress obama election army air force military mccain democrats
Rating: 3.25/5

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WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psychotic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant ass hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am
well no shit murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little bitch.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random dick on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am
your not writing shit! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do shit. yer gonna keep posting bullshit on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am
oh man, that's a false dichotomy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist dicks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am
way to go assfucks. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after dicking around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am
Fuckin Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am
Zed, SHUT THE FUCK UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor


BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!


TAGS: dane cook bensons animal farm
Rating: 2.12/5

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ComaWhite - October 29, 2008, 11:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the dippi :D


KARMA - It gets the best of us




SADNESS CAN'T BE FUNNY -


TAGS: sorrow army tears death loss
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:45 pm
If the war was about oil, than petrol would be a dollar a gallon.
Sho - March 3, 2012, 9:22 am
A war on their land for their oil?
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:34 pm
well it can't be serious, everyone knows it was about oil, right ?
SJagMP - January 25, 2012, 5:07 pm
is that a serious question?
Sho - January 24, 2012, 3:01 pm
What was the war about again?


CAMO COLOR IS FOR PUSSIES -




PRAYER - Even the strongest need guidence.


TAGS: army military religion
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by andrew

03DOC - January 25, 2012, 12:12 pm
Coming from a combat vet, with the Corps..not once did I hear ANY of my Marines call for chaplain!..DOC is the first words out of their mouths! And my very close friend HM1(FMF)Bollinger is just that DOC in this actual photo!HM2(FMF)James 3rd Batt 4th Mar
doc s - January 4, 2010, 11:17 am
it depends on what the situation is, seeing that those are marines, the say corpsman up... and if they are in that type of position, that normally means, someone was just kia.
Guitboxer - January 3, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree. If a soldier gets hit with a bullet, is the first word out of his mouth, "Medic!" or "Chaplain!"?
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:19 am
"There are no atheists in a foxhole" Course, there are usually foxes. Not cubbybear-like large breasted asian foxes. Just rabid rip your face off foxes. But they are christian at least. This has been your 0724 ramble. Please stay tuned.


sith army knife -




KARMA - it can hit you at every turn of your life.


TAGS: karma clowns
Rating: 4.72/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 1:47 am
Beautifully executed!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nicely done. 5L


TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Jenna3220

spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


GAME FACE -


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 5, 2015, 10:38 pm

It's a marmoset.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:16 pm
Is that the "Green Monkey" that supposedly started the AIDS virus? (Google Image Search). No, it isn't. The hell is that thing then?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm

LOL!~
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am
Or rape face


REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!


TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are hot and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a cock?


UNWRITTEN RULES -


TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.71/5

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FIRE SAFETY -


TAGS: fire extinguisher alarm safety plan
Rating: 4.6/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:41 am
I wanted to use the word F**K but even I know motifake has its limits
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:11 pm
Cute.
MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:12 pm
5 alarms
Sho - December 21, 2011, 4:08 pm
Lmfao


US ARMY RANGERS - When they absolutely positively have to die overnight


TAGS: army ranger war
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by RavenDarqhart

sdmfjason - November 23, 2011, 2:29 pm
Go SEALS? How's that ride on the bandwagon?
Lteve91 - November 10, 2011, 1:05 pm
My broher was going to be a ranger. 5 5tars and 5tripes to you
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:42 pm

GO 5EALS!!


ARMS FOR WAR -


TAGS: arm war perfect riot hug
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:24 am
Awww....
derk91 - February 26, 2012, 6:23 pm
wow... a demotivational poster on Motifake that is slightly motivational. 0_O
Rick69 - February 21, 2012, 5:52 pm
Perhaps, but that camera on the right definitely does not know that there is a thing called "zooming" when trying to record something closely but out of q riot officer's arm's length. . . !
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:59 pm
CIA and the police? is this kid a terrorist? :P
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 7:00 pm
They ain't grenades they're rubber bullets. So if they are rubber bullets THIS must be a 10cc song!!!!
gas - February 15, 2012, 10:05 pm
lol, didn't see it first time
krazyivanthedivine - February 15, 2012, 10:05 pm
The cop is not pleased...
crankyhead - February 15, 2012, 9:59 pm
I think the guy in the second row needs a few more grenades.


ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG -


TAGS: sparkle alex louis armstrong armstrong major armstrong
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by iMeep

agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:22 am
And by "man", you mean cartoon character?
darkdragonsword - June 30, 2010, 1:21 am
The only man allowed to sparkle and look straight doing it
Woody - July 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
You are for sure right!
Yes. - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Without a doubt.


ARMY PORN - Every men got his needs


TAGS: army men
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by EclipseEnder

HammerofHeeb - September 21, 2010, 11:27 am
That chic is the first thing I noticed. I may have been deployed once, twice or seven times. It gets really bad when you can't wait to see them in the Army Fitness Uniform. HUBBA HUBBA!
forseti - September 21, 2010, 11:08 am
Arabic for "If it is God's will". You don't get this?!? BTW: EE, have a look at poster #94407 (use the SEARCH-button). ;)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:53 am
HOLY FUCK MAN O_O i don't even understand..
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:52 am
Insha'Allah ;)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:46 am
next step is free BJs
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:45 am
Hawa is recruiting whoever he gets...
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice Observation Hammerof heeb, come by hammy's place in the forums.
HammerofHeeb - September 21, 2010, 10:19 am
How about the epic fail this guy is, when there is that army slore leaning up against the truck. Hello dessert princess! Not Pleased.
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:19 am
Don't Worry, You'll Get Better, Swing By Hammy's Place In the Forum If You Want Help.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 10:14 am
"every men got his needs"...really?, This is the best you can do?


STEREOTYPES -


TAGS: french hairy armpit america redneck stereotype
Rating: 2.54/5

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Adams - May 30, 2010, 12:47 pm
Hmmmm. According to these comments, I guess 99% of Motifake's members have a member!!
BurpingJack - November 27, 2009, 2:10 pm
you always maust be told things twice;that ain't my fault if you're from USA
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 8:57 am
The part where we only say things once...
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:54 pm
Why's everyone speaking Spanish? I failed that course.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:52 pm
I laugh at myself more than anyone else
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:48 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:40 am
Si vous ne pouvez pas rire de vous dont pouvez-vous rire ?
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:29 am
Bah alors Alex?! Sois fier d'être Français, mec; en dépit du passé et de ce que ces cons peuvent dire!
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
an outcast, I meant
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:14 pm
of course that's not true, an unshaved girl is a paria in France ! but that's true we cannot fight xD
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 9:35 am
* shudders *, are they really unshaven? or is that just a frear tactic to keep france safe because they cant fight


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail assholes we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


BUDGET CUTS - The recruiter never mentioned that this would happen


TAGS: funny army airlplanes ariforce military russian
Rating: 2.89/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:46 am
For some reason I don't think those are Russian Pilots. Their uniforms look like the Chinese Air Force, but then again I served in the Army. Not the Air Force.


ARMY OF ONE - or three


TAGS: army
Rating: 2.82/5

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CAVScout - September 9, 2009, 3:23 pm
hahahahaha, Dude im in the fucking army and even i think this is hilarious! Fucking Fat Ass Pouges! Go eat another fattie Cake you Supply Bitch!!! Ahahahaha!
FU... - June 21, 2009, 8:11 pm
Tell you what, you non-serving hippie fucking pussies get your ass over to the sandbox and serve, then maybe you can laugh. Until then, I'll take a heavy soldier over your cheesedick ass anyday. Cocksucking pricks.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:02 pm
Operation meat shield


LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very fucked up yet so very hilarious


ARMY TATTOOS -


TAGS: army tattoos
Rating: 3.96/5

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IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 7:13 pm
At first glance, i thought it said INEDIBLE; now that is a tatoo worth getting!
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:29 pm
This guy is an f'n retard. No less of a problem than the insurgents.


H.R'S PUFFIN STUFF - Here we go again kids!




MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.


TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.63/5

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm
This photo was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


COMBAT FLIPFLOPS -


TAGS: army combat flipflop ammo guns
Rating: 4.61/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:26 am
How about one more vote huh guys?
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
LOL. that and the pool sharks, because some guys just don't care. :|
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:38 pm
hey them flip flops are the only thing standing between you and the fugliest fungus in the shower bay. ESSENTIAL Eqpt.
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:28 pm
yeah I thought I was so cool when I took this picture...then I realized something stood out.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
love this
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
who needs boots right?


AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.


TAGS: aa12 shotgun army
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.


FARMVILLE - Because something has to keep you from committing suicide


TAGS: farmville
Rating: 2.61/5

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Derek - March 3, 2010, 3:57 am
I had a dream that was life, but that is not it. That is not it!


COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''


TAGS: military army afghanistan commando cas gbu
Rating: 3.53/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am
"Splash...Over."


Weather Balloons -


TAGS: force armed forces military cover up
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm
never doubt the aggster.
matt - February 8, 2009, 5:31 pm
batman has a bat-weather balloon!


FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level




US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3




FIRING RANGE SAFETY OFFICER -


TAGS: military army ak47
Rating: 3.14/5


ARMY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: west point army
Rating: 4.72/5

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Airman - November 21, 2011, 4:11 pm
well duh.. it's called a joke betch..
betch - November 21, 2011, 3:35 pm
They do have a web site. douche.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 12:31 pm
true icon. It's also hard to get 300lb linemen inside of tanks.. or subs.. or fighter jets
Iconoclast - June 26, 2011, 7:33 pm
Maybe the Cadets are more focused on preparing for real combat rather than weekend gridiron combat.
Kazon68 - June 24, 2011, 7:57 pm
QUALITY!! I am sending this to all my Army friends.


A TIGHT BUDGET - Just cause you have one, doesn't mean your job has to be boring.


TAGS: helicopter army mace
Rating: 4.12/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 31, 2010, 7:40 am
I really liked this one. Course, I didn't see Phydeaux's. But this was my first good LOL of the day.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:13 am
Also search and view Sean's collection... it'll humble anyone up toute de suite.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:10 am
Just keep trying to up your game. Before submitting, ask yourself if it's the best you can do on that poster.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:37 am
scratch......... I found it.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:29 am
Phy? can I get a link to it so I can compare, then vote?
phydeaux - August 31, 2010, 1:11 am
I like my use of that pic better.


#2 In Afghanistan -




BRAVERY -




MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.


TAGS: alaska russia army view cold
Rating: 4.46/5

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demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


TODAY'S WEATHER -


TAGS: great depression dustbowl farm photo
Rating: 4.52/5

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lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 11:09 pm

Thanks, Homer. My grandparents lost everything in the Great Depression. I cannot imagine what it was like.
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:48 pm
2 funny in a sad sort-of way. 5L for you on this!


G R A V I T Y - Nobody thinks about it, until you have to land... ...by then,it's too late to save your stupid ass.




FOR SALE - MAS Modèle 36 French infantry rifle. Never fired, dropped twice, includes bayonet/white flag holder. These are unfortunately ubiquitous, so asking price will be low. Make Offer.


TAGS: french cowards army military
Rating: 3.36/5

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DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 10:55 pm
We Craigslist now
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:51 pm
$5 + $19.99 shipping and "processing."
Kainim - February 6, 2010, 8:16 am
what's the asking price? :3


2ND AMENDMENT - The right to 'Bear-arms'?????


TAGS: amendment bare arms
Rating: 1.75/5

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bhaalgorn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am
i still prefer the right to arm bears.
Ag218 - November 7, 2008, 11:56 pm
Maybe they'll help the next time I go salmon fishing...


ONE CHANCE -


TAGS: brave army pull the trigger
Rating: 4.63/5

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Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 9:38 am
Just saw this a second time today, and I like it even more.


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